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- Smell My Finger -

Lollipop

Baby, baby, got a lollipop for you
It'll only take one suck I'm telling yoy
Must be something, someone called
Taste like it's a lolliop

You'll be saying all alone
What you want is a lollipop
Let me have one when one is right
? Girls like you, don't want to die

Buddies

I like to hang out with my friends
When we're together out troubles end
We're hanging around, at each others place
We laugh at anything, any place

I don't wanna girl unless she wants me too
That's why I'm so glad I met you
Down at my place we play the Ramones
Just wait a little longer don't you go home

Squathouse

Come on in the squat house, baby
It's not too much to you
But it's a whole damn something to myself
Life's all you ever go on
That's when I tried to get out
Should be dead thinking to myself

Come live in the squat house, baby
Come live in the squat house, baby
At least it's something to ourselves

People can be very friendly
It's a place only deadly
It's a place just for me and you
Lights hardly ever go on
That's when I tried to get out
Spend the day thinking to myself
Come live in the squat house, baby
Come live in the squat house, baby
At least it's something to myself

Wog food

I knew that you didn't need me
Why did you have to ever leave me
I knew you hated wog food
I don't think you are silly
You couldn't stand my breath
I knew you hated it
You couldn't stand to fool me
You couldn't get near me
But I tried to love you
Even though you hated wog food
Why did you ever have to leave

She hated wog food

Dancing Girls

Dancing girls make lots of noise
Playing with their little toys
Well, there ain't much, honey, I can do
When you've got those dancing blues

If you don't wanna dance, baby
Just turn around and get away
Once you go past, girl
Nobody said you can talk that way

My baby doesn't feel cool
She sometimes takes a bus, you know
Well, there ain't much I can't do
When you got those dancing blues

Dancing girls, all they wanna do is dance
If you don't wanna dance, baby
Just gotta hold onto your pants

My baby drives a BMW
She travels on the bus, you know
Ain't there much honey I can do
When you got those dancing blues

Then I Kissed Her

I walked right up to her
Asked if she wanted to dance
She looked compromised
So I hoped she might take a chance
When we danced I held her tight
Then I walked her home that night
And all the stars were shining bright
And then I kissed her

Each time I saw her
I couldn't wait to see her again
I wanted her to know that
She was more than a friend
I didn't know just what to do
So I whispered I love you
Then she said that she loved me too
And then I kissed her

I kissed her in a way that
I never kissed a girl before
I kissed her in a way that
I hoped she liked it even more

And then I kissed her
And then I fucked her

Think About You Every Day

I wish I was with you
Holding on to you
I know you liked to feel me inside
Walking hand in hand
Reason real we stdy
And it's nice to smell you by my side

And I think about you everyday
And I think about you everyday
And I think about you everyday, everyday

When we're on our own
I just want that you should know
I only wanna' come on your face
When we met at night
With your box so tight
I had to grab your tits and start to slob

And I think about you everyday

I Farted

You made me, baby, only half way home
And you decide to call me dog and go
My name is Ferdi, don't you mess with me
I'm going head on baby can't you see

I only wanna eat potato pie
It's hard to believe, but it's no lie
I only farted, just don't breathe
I wanna take you where you never been

Peanut butter, vegemite, and porpoise, too
You think this is bad, you smell my food
I said stranger night from the start
All I wanna do is light up your farts